Your contractor said that too many rectangles would make an umbrella the other daaaaaay...

Bandsaw blade go "BRRRRRRRRRR!!!!"...

Fresh planed Douglas Fir smells amazing. I'm not kidding...

We're gonna need a bigger forklift...

And they gathered next to one roof, stared at it, and came up with a plan...

Beam me up, Scotty!...

I promise this post isn't about morning wood ... I mean, that would be just silly...

Let mayem begin...

Electric bills suck, and it's long past time I did something about it...

So much time and so little to do ... never mind, reverse that...