I spent most of today ripping

There isn't enough wrapping paper to cover my pergola, so I'm using wood instead. :P

Got wood?

I'm up here, but the lumber is down there. What am I going to do?

"Forget it! Forget it! No more beaming!" - Mel Brooks...

One of these things is kinda like the other ... but they shouldn't be...

Your Enphases combined, I AM CAPTAIN SOLAR ARRAY!! ... OK, that was REALLY bad...

Concrete slabs are literally designed to come apart at the seams? Curious...

Concrete slabs are literally designed to come apart at the seams? Curious...

Why do they call it fish tape? I get the fishing part, but there's nothing sticky about it. Weird...